Wednesday, June 29, 2005

San Andreas, here I come.

The awesome Max Payne games are going to be converted into movie form. We don't have many specifics on the matter, but we do know that Scott Faye of Collision Entertainment and Julie Silverman of Firm Films will collaborate on the Film under 20th Century Fox.

On a slightly related note, scientists in Philidelphia have created zombie dogs. By draining the victim's blood and replacing it with a near-frozen saline solution, the scientists were able to leave the dogs legally and scientifically dead for several hours before reversing the process and using an electric shock to get the dog's heart working again. The zombie dogs appear to be in great shape, without any health problems at all. This process would supposedly be used on humans in circumstances where the victim has lost a lot of blood, such as in car accidents or stab victims. Finally, I can actually relive my Grand Theft Auto fantasies and actually respawn! Score!

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Sunday, June 26, 2005

Gyar.

Well, it's been almost a week since my last post... I need to step it up. Sorry, people.

I have found a cool little website that allows you to make digital flipbooks, save them, and view other people's creations. It's fun to play around on for a bit if you're bored or if you're dyslexic and are unable to compute anything other than pictures. Or maybe not.

The American Film institute has released their 100 Top Movie Quotes of all time, which were determined by a survey of directors, producers, actors and actresses, and other such 'movie folk.' Curiously absent were "Price check on prune juice, Bob, price check on prune juice," and "Well, well, well... Hello kitty." Anyone who can tell me where those quotes came from gets a cookie*.

In other completely random and slightly uninteresting news, a grandfather in Kenya kills a leopard with his bare hands by ripping out its tongue. God, what a wuss! Everyone knows that the only manly way of killing a leopard is by tying one hand behind your back, covering yourself in kerosene, then throwing yourself and the leopard into a river of fire. Obviously, someone needs to explain something to this 'hero.'

I'll try to be more hasty for the next post, although it probably won't be until Wednesday.

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Monday, June 20, 2005

Not a good day

Okay, I have some sad and creepy links for you, so crank up the Marilyn Manson, dye your hair black, and stop conforming so you can read the rest of this post with the proper mindset.

David Sutherland, one of the pioneering fantasy artists with credits including most of the covers and interior illustrations in the original Dungeons and Dragons books, has died at the age of 56, due to chronic liver failure. This is a tragedy to geeks around the world. We'll miss you, Dave. Sorry you had to fail your last Fortitude save.

Next, a creepy (and funny at the same time... look at those hats!) site about children being abducted by aliens. The thought behind the site is creepy, but the guy just takes it way too far. Go there and check it out... I can't even repeat some of the crap that's on there.

Lastly, I have found more proof that Jesus is the ultimate celebrity. Need a picture of he who is without sin? Find dozens at Jesus of the Week! And holy crap, there are some funny ones in there. Personally, I think Jesus should stay away from the 'roids. Isn't that a sin or something?

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Saturday, June 18, 2005

I can't think of an appropriate title.

I've been gone for a while, so I've got a lot of news to catch up on from the past week. Let's get started.

World of Warcraft has reached 2 million users in the United States alone. That means two million people have chosen to level up their elven rogue rather than eat, sleep, and generally act as any human should. Geekdom has arrived.

A robot used in a San Francisco hospital to deliver medicines to different rooms and doctors went on a 'rampage' earlier this week, entering rooms without permission and then refusing to leave. If this is what people in San Francisco consider a rampage, they should look at New York; King Kong, Godzilla, and the Backstreet Boys have all laid waste to its streets. All San Fran has is a robot not following orders? Psh... wussies.

An Arkansas senator and his family are celebrating their 16th child, to be born sometime later this year. The senator proudly stated that this would be fourth non-interbred child, and will name him Bubba the Fifth.

And finally, the 'mysterious caller' who spoke to the pope earlier this week on a cell phone turned out to be a nun suffering from cancer, dispelling popular rumors that the pope was checking in with his bitches in Amsterdam.

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Monday, June 13, 2005

Everything's bigger... riiighht.

Not much time at the moment, so I'll just give you something quick to look at. In my perusal of other blogs, sometimes I find posts that don't suck, or even better than average. Well, in my current depressed mood (what with the space elevator and the Halo publicity stunt, I've found something else that makes you feel like crap for being human. WTF Texas? is one sad thing. Hope to post again soon.

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